questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

onlythefunnieststuff:

Life motto!

Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day

dean-is-an-assbutt:

fwips:

sasstielspn:

fwips:

”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”

-Benjamin Franklin 

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790

are u calling me a liar

kanyewesticle:

kanye-westicle:

mom : how do you know them ?
me : they use to go to my school.

your url is like the walmart version of mine

los-piercetheveils:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out

egberts:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

egberts:

be there or be²

get out

this is my post

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

memewhore:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

the-fandoms-are-cool:

daisyfairy:

twowandsandadrink:

daisyfairy:

you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie

No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;

English class.

GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH

the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”

god bless the brits

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

birdflus:

Trieste (Italy) August 25, 1985, Nike exhibition game with Michael Jordan in which he scores 30 points and shatters the backboard with a dunk.

GOAT

how can you not reblog.

Lmfao, mothafuckas under the rim were made as shit they got glass in their eyes.

Man the greatest

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